Rocks and Pebbles

The other day I was eating a bowl of cereal. It was one of those healthy kinds with chia seeds, buckwheat, and apple chunks. It looked kind of strange - not like the usual flake cereal.

My husband walked past me and did a double take. "What is that?" he asked, peering into the bowl.

"Bird seed," I said.

He gave me a funny look. "That's not bird seed. It's rocks and pebbles. You're eating a bowl of rocks and pebbles."

"No, it's not 'rocks and pebbles'," I said. I showed him the bag of cereal.

He took it from me, and got out a black marker. He crossed out the name of the cereal and wrote, Rocks and Pebbles, across the top.

So, now ladies and gentlemen, every morning, I eat a bowl of rocks and pebbles - the breakfast of champions!