So I bought a lottery ticket. My first ever.

It’s in my coat pocket as I type this, my ZIPPERED coat pocket, mind you, because I don’t want to lose that bitch. It’s worth one point whatever billion dollars.

Truth be told, I’d be terrified of winning that much money. I can’t even wrap my head around it, and I can wrap my head around a lot.

A guy at work was saying he’d give all his buddies a million bucks and we’d rent a mile-long limo and go on a week-long party, which sounds like a nightmare to me. Not the million bucks, but the week-long party.

After 6 hours, I’d be all, “Yeah, I’m going home to hang out with my dogs and work on my model ship.” Haha.

What in God’s name would a person do with so much money? It’s obscene. I would be embarrased to be so rich.

Ridiculous. The whole thing is fucking ridiculous.