UM, I HAVE A QUESTION…
I have a question: Is Great Lash in a Marathon?
You: Um, no.
Me: Then why is my mascara running?
It's true. Your comments have brought major tears to my eyes. This whole series ending thing is so bittersweet. The right ventricle of my heart says, "It's time. Leave while the party is still going." But the left ventricle says, "I don't wanna go!"
The good news is I'm really not going anywhere. I am still writing books for you and will continue to do so until birds peck out my eyes, scratch off my fingers, and tweet until my brain explodes all over my keyboard. And that won't even stop me. I've had rice between these keys, hangnails that needed medical attention, and eye twitches that have distorted my universe. Still, I wrote. Point is, I'm not going anywhere. You're stuck with me.
To prove it I will be joining you this Sunday 2/27 for the last Twitter Party at 4pm EST/1pm PST. If you haven't read A Tale of Two Pretties yet hurry up and grab a copy so we can chat about it. Follow @TheClique on Twitter ay-sap so you can join the fun. Then, check out the questions for our Twitter chat below – and submit some of your own alpha-worthy questions in the comments. I won't be giving you my answers today because I'm saving them for Sunday.
Oh wait, I have one more question. This is for those of you who have already read the book.
Me: Are you a vat of yogurt that has been left in a steaming hot car for, like, a week?
You: Um, no.
Me: Then puh-lease, STOP SPOILING! Not everyone has read it yet so please stop posting the ending.
Questions:
1. How would you cope if your family were featured on a reality show?
2. Alicia is determined not to be an alpha again. Is achieving alpha status worth the work?
3. Kendra tells Massie that "a squint at thirteen makes a grown woman scream." What's your beauty mantra?
4. How do you deal when you have to keep secrets from your BFFs?
5. What did you think of the way Massie handled her family's financial situation?
6. How would you have contributed to Operation Middle-Class Makeover?
7. Did you think Massie would kick Claire out of the PC for moving?
8. If you were in Massie's Pradas, which PC member would you most like to live with?
9. Which would be worse – being poor or moving a whole ocean away from your Clique?
10. Was Merri-Lee's New Year's Yves the best Clique party yet?
11. Do you think Massie made the right choice in the end?
12. Do you think a Clique can survive without its alpha?
13. What shocked you most about the way The Clique series ended?
BONUS: To celebrate final Clique book week I will be posting a BONUS BLAH-G tomorrow. WRITERS PAY ATTENTION!!! It will be full of details on how to enter a Clique contest. I'm not going to spoil it (because I am no yogurt vat) but I will say it has to do with the Clique, you being a writer, a complete set of signed books from me and more…so check back tomorrow if you want the skinny.
SHOUT OUT: To all of you for sticking with me for the last eight years. This is only the beginning!
TTYTomorrow,
LISI