Want A Funny Look Follow My Nook!

The cat can get plenty of funny looks at our sea. It is as easy as can be. I mean I could lie to get a few. But it is more fun when the truth comes due.

There is the look,
Like wtf at my nook.
Did he say that?
What a dingbat.

Head tilts to the side.
Their confusion they try and hide.
They mull it over a bit.
Then usually just dismiss it.

I'm a rhyming cat.
Comes up to bat.
That gets a good showing,
A wtf look will start glowing.

I'll blog about that.
Doesn't chew any fat.
A blog is so foreign to most.
Is that a journal at your coast?

I'm retired I've used.
That leaves me amused.
They sit and stare,
Thinking I'm some bum or millionaire.

I write a lot.
Like things without a plot?
I write that too.
Much accounting notes come due.

Nope, write books.
Bring on the looks.
But I never heard of you?
Aren't all authors rich at their zoo?

I don't like food.
This one gets looks and attitude.
How can you not eat that?
Don't you want to be like me...fat!

Pffft to any stupid shot
But oh no, you can't stop the flu plot.
Go get it now.
My finger makes their look have a cow.

Bring on the look.
Go all wtf at my nook.
It only amuses me.
Then I'll use it at my sea.

Have ways to get a funny look? Make any give you a wtf look at your nook? It is so easy to do for me. A rhyming cat I let fly free. Think I'm nuts as can be. Works for my sea. Then maybe I'll go roll in the grass with my bare little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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Published on January 05, 2016 03:00
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