“God is a strange man. Sometimes I feel like he’s an alien...

“God is a strange man. Sometimes I feel like he’s an alien watching me from the sun. When I’m alone, he talks to me. He made me psycho about the moon. I was sitting at the wounds of the Twin Towers and he had me screaming Lady Gaga at the moon in weird strange tones. He doesn’t care. He’s toying with me. He wakes me up every day. He turned me into a St. Louis Cardinals baseball fan. One time he had me at Central Park Zoo acting like a seal. Yesterday he made me spend my last dollar on cheese doodles when I really wanted a butter roll. He almost made me a suicide case. He made me jump on the railroad tracks outside the mental health facility.”