An Adult Date For A Mate?

So the cat was told a while back that he should do an adult dating site where we are at. I knew my eyes would probably burn but I figured I'd give it a turn. I won't even repeat what is on some. They would make your mind go numb.

Join an Adult dating site today.
Wait? Isn't a dating site for adults anyway?
Damn, that may confuse.
Now go and peruse.

Are you back?
Did you have a heart attack?
They sure don't lack.
They are sure whack.

There the crazy you shall find,
But they'll grope your behind.
Or so they say anyway.
Take your chances come what may?

Nah, you'll get a disease.
That isn't the bees knees.
Even if you wrap it,
More than a bit.

You may get shot,
Yep, as there are a lot.
A lot as in "bored housewife"
Do you need that strife?

And then there are some,
Who don't look glum.
They want that bum,
And to crush you like a plumb.

Yep, you'd be screwed,
Whether or not they are crude.
One even had a whip.
Bet she'd bite off your lip.

Then there were the fakes,
That still give the shakes.
Obviously just a scam.
The equivalent of toe jam.

Good luck if you try,
Sure not for this guy.
The normal sites are dumb,
But these ones are scary and then some.

Now after seeing such nuts being flirty.
I feel a tad dirty.
I will go shower at my sea.
No bored housewives for me.

Damn, they are really scary there. Scary by the pair. But if that is your thing, go ahead and have a fling. Don't say the cat didn't warn you though. You could get dealt your final blow. I stuck to only each lass, they were scary enough for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.