How to survive V-Day (updated)

1. Watch Jason Statham in The Mechanic. "They don't even have to think of titles for his movies," Ernie marvels. "They could just call them Jason Statham 1, Jason Statham 2, and so on." "Or Jason Statham Kills People 1, 2, 3. . ." There was a recent article, 16 Worst Ways To Be Killed [...]