Ode to Lemmy Kilmister | Michael Kindt
Lemmy died!
Lemmy was the singer and bassist for Motörhead,
a band so badass that if they moved in next door to you, your lawn
would immediately die. When my son texted with the news, I was
devastated and I buried my face in a pillow and cried like a little
bitch.
I LOVE Lemmy. I love the very idea of him, the very concept
of him. I have Lemmy bed sheets, Lemmy dishtowels, Lemmy toilet paper. I
have posters of Lemmy, but rolled up and in a closet because I’m not a
14 year old girl anymore. I do, however, have a specially-made Lemmy sex
doll that I pork every night wearing specially-made Lemmy condoms.
Michael Kindt lives in the Black Hills of South Dakota. He has determined to die there. Soon, probably.
…My Ode to Lemmy that I wrote on the fly after my son Hadrian texted with the news of his death and ruined what was almost a pleasant night…
