Star Wars: The Force Awakens – Part 1/8 – Get Hype!

We’re not doing this for money! We’re doing it for a filthy shit-load of money!

WARNING: This review series will spoil the entire movie. You’ve been warned.

When I was a young boy, my aunt and uncle brought over a little movie called Star Wars: A New Hope that I could watch on my parents’ VCR. It was before the Special Editions came out, but needless to say, that movie captured a special place in my mind. It was a unique experience for me (and you) that merged the power of science fiction wit...