Churches should emulate NFL to reverse declining attendance

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I drink too much, lust too often, donate too little and am prone to bouts of slothfulness so prolonged they can now be measured in decades.

As beings go, I’m perfectly human.

So my soul getting into any decent afterlife is going to take a lot of spiritual assistance.

That’s why I’m trying to attend church more often.

I enjoy church, particularly during the holiday season.