A Day Of Done With The Fun!

The cat is relaxing away here at our bay. We are back from that other sea, I really hate visiting nanny. But shhh don't tell. Profanity Granny may raise hell.

Back to life,
Free from strife.
Or barred with it.
Like the 9-5 shit.

No longer merry,
Back to contrary.
How life goes.
People and their woes.

Like a flip of a switch,
From saint to bitch.
Whoops, did I say that?
Such a naughty cat.

The trees are out.
Done snacking on trout.
Or would that be turkey?
Some may chow down on jerky.

The red suits are gone,
No lights on the lawn.
All collecting dust again,
Unless you decorate "early" at your den.

The kids are in school,
The air is cool.
The snow is falling.
I find that appalling.

Bills to be paid.
Call that fair trade?
Or maybe dumb luck?
Yeah, go and pass the buck.

First you'd need a buck to pass.
Maybe use a loonie mass.
Could go all toonie.
Don't you love this cartoony?

No more cheery songs,
Unless nuts sucking on bongs,
I can't vouch for them guys.
Hey, I tell no lies.

I can now nap,
Without a butt sniffer chap.
Such a peaceful time.
Unless you're a mime.

What was that? I'm off where I'm at? I'm still stuck at nanny's you say? This horrible day hasn't gone away? Hmph, the cat will have to wish harder to go home. Pat is so rude for making us roam. But Merry Christmas Eve to all as you deck the hall. Hey, it's June with this pass, so I don't need to be a cheery little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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