getting to know your characters – the hybrid duck

Me? I don’t got no feelings. After all – I’m just a duck. I waddle and quack, pretty much the same as any duck does.

But if I did have feelings they would go from stupid funks to impotent rages. I’m a duck. What else can I do? Yeah, yeah- waddle and quack – I know.

If a stupid funk came over me I would just sit and brood – probably over my brood. I lays lots of eggs. They’re magic eggs though – they disappear at dawn – poof – magic!IfI was lessof aduck I’d call that sarcasm.If I was less of a...