My hands smell like onions and other random facts about me.

I fell out of a moving car once. I’m missing 2 teeth – my “fangs”. I was born without them. So was my sister, it’s a genetic thing. I use 3 times the amount of creamer than the serving size suggests. I like creamy coffee. My ears are smaller than my 4-year-old niece. I prefer Five Guys over In & Out Burger. I ate 6 German chocolate cake petit fours today. It took me 7 years to write Thizz, A Love Story. I own 8 pairs of boots. I was born 9/6, both numbers are divisible by 3. Three is my favo...