A Christmas re-run on office party butt scanning

I woke up thinking I was going to write about the Miss Universe humiliation, but couldn't get a feel for it. So I thought I'd instead re-run this '13 one about office party butt scanning. Consider it a warning.



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I was further chagrined that moments after I announced the cancellation of my Pond office Christmas party, Dave expressed a nifty idea that would have made it really