Spotted in front of a local school: “The sparrow has wings like...

Spotted in front of a local school: “The sparrow has wings like dirt, eyes like beads, and feet like paperclips. Undersides are pale buff like me. Stout and stocky like Hobbits.” “Sparrows light as dimes, hoots as loud as tornadoes. Eggs stolen by raccoons like robbers. Afraid of Black Rat Snakes. Afraid of Cats stealing eggs like evil dragons. Afraid of falcons like lightning and thunder.”