A Miracle For You At My Zoo!

The cat sees another word thrown around a ton. I guess all aren't satisfied with an awesome this and awesome that run. They have to throw miracle into the mix. Miracle sure has a bag of tricks.

It's sooooooo wowing.
All should be bowing.
It's a miracle I got this post done.
I mean look, there's the sun.

What a miracle that is.
The sun and its shiny biz.
It is so miraculous to see.
How did a post ever come due by me?

A miracle I tell you.
It has to be true.
See that smudge on the wall?
It is a miracle, that's all.

Wow, I took a dump in the litter.
That even impressed the babysitter.
A miracle I tell you it was.
Not something just because.

A miracle I can shit.
Wow, think I could sell it?
Bottle it by the pound.
Could sell plenty to a hound.

It is a miracle I'm typing this to you.
It is a miracle that it is in view.
Such a miraculous fate.
It's a miracle it doesn't post late.

Wow, aren't you thrilled?
Your mind must be filled.
It is so miraculous today,
As I type away at my bay.

Look, my fingers didn't fall off my hand.
Wow, that is oh so grand.
A miracle if I ever saw one.
Damn, miracles happen a ton.

I really need to bottle it.
Then I can make a miracle hit.
Miracles for one and all,
Just sniff it back at your hall.

Miracle Air in a bottle.
Coming to you full throttle.
Just open it and suck back the air,
Then miracles will happen everywhere.

It is a miracle you didn't order 50,000 bottles right now. It is a miracle if you truly have a cow. All miracled out at my sea? Think every last thing is a miracle to thee? Pffffft says the cat. Most things are no more a miracle than my scat. Just humans reaching for some stupid thing like luck and passing the buck. Now some may occur indeed but not every other thing at ones feed. Now I am through with my sass and away I go with my miraculous little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.