If A Book Purchase Was Written in the Style of Romantic Fiction #writer #comedy #bookaddict

Blondewritemore

I can seeyou in the bookshop. You look so good on that shelf. I am drawn to you. It’s like there is a magnetic force at play.

My heart rate has quickened and I am now pushing shoppers aside to get to you.

I am standing in front of your shelf. Excuse my breathlessness and flushed cheeks, I get like this sometimes when buying highly recommended new books.

Everyone online is talking about you. They are raving about how good you make them feel. Some say you gave them a sleepless night and some say they are struggling to return to their day to day lives.

They say I should order you online but I don’t want to. I need you in paperback so I can hold you close to my chest.

I want you.

My nostrils have gone wild. You smell absolutely divine.

Up close the artwork on your…

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