At The Tone Ask The Phone!

It is rather sad how you humans have your heads down every single day. On your little phones you play. Then you walk into a bus and whine. You get no sympathy from this feline. But worse still you need them for all, not just texting or making a call.

Help me phone.
Help me now!
At the tone,
Have a cow.

I got lost at lunch.
I took a wrong turn.
I found my way at brunch.
Go two steps left, live and learn.

The light bulb won't work.
Phone, what do I do?
Tell me you, jerk!
Change it to something new?

I can't send a fax.
Who does that anymore?
Do they charge a tax?
Phone, save me from this chore.

Phone, my door won't lock.
Can you help me out?
That is a nice photo stock.
Hmm so I twist the key about?

I can't tie my shoe.
What am I to do?
Phone, can I buy new?
Show me what should come due.

Is the toilet handle used?
Should I flush it down?
Phone, you must feel so abused.
I bet if you could, you'd frown.

Phone, what is that I see?
It has fur and meows at me.
Could it be a cat, feline or kitty?
We are in the city.

Phone, what is the difference between the three?
A cat and kitty and feline.
I know they aren't the same to me.
Can you give me a sign?

Phone, what is my horoscope today?
I think that is what I need.
I can't handle this dismay.
Typing is such a hard deed.

You humans and your phones. You ask them everything at the tones. So, so sad that some actually need to ask for such things. And they aren't a kid or under a rock or banished by kings. Ever see nuts searching their phones for two plus two? Some even get lost in the loo. That is sad and crass. No getting lost in public loos for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.