The Thing About Electronics

Eleven computers, one tablet, three headsets and four phones.

That’s my tally since January2015. I crashed them, I burned them, I destroyed them. I had one that I swear hated my guts. I think that one was issuing a personal vendetta to cause my suffering.

The first computer to go, I gotta say, that laptop checked out with class. He told me ahead of time with a message that read something like “I’m sorry, honey. But I will be crashing every system very shortly. I suggest you commence an emerg...