Another That's Best Above The Rest!

So the cat has made fun of best before as everything seems to claim it at its shore, but what of those everyday people saying this is the best? Are they as dumb as each and every other best pest?

This is the best.
They say it with zest.
Like it passes a test,
And beats all the rest.

But what of the best?
Can it be your guest?
Best of the west?
This isn't a test.

Best is a pest.
Spray that on a crest.
The pest of best.
That would be quite the fest.

And guess what?
Say it in a rut.
Say it like a nut.
Say it as King Tut.

Not the best at all.
Even if you stand tall.
Could it be the best?
Yep, may beat all the rest.

But do you truly know?
99.9999% sure that's a no.
No and know with my flow.
Cheating a bit, I know.

Why can't you truly know?
You saw its pretty glow.
So you must be right.
Yeah, and a cat won't bite.

You can say it is the best book.
You can say it is the best look.
You can say it is the best flick.
Best can be shouted by every hick.

But doesn't make it true.
Not in the least bit from you.
What would make it true?
That's easy to come due.

Read EVERY single book ever written.
Now with the best you can be smitten.
You can be 100% sure it is the best.
Isn't best just a pest?

That would also mean your opinion is 100% right too. My, the best sure has a hold on the human crew. Maybe just stick with great. Or the over used, "that was awesome," trait. Do you say the best with class? Now you've been wised up by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.
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Published on December 13, 2015 03:00
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