A Little Here With A Helpful Cheer!

Don't you just love the bankers? They are all a bunch of crummy wankers. At least most of them the cat has met. They just annoy this pet.

Look at your account,
It has an amount.
We can't have that.
Come chew the fat.

Not my fat.
We can't have that.
Plus it's nasty to.
But that you knew.

Sit with me,
It's all free.
Hear what we want.
I won't taunt.

We are here to help,
So you won't yelp.
That is our way,
Each and every day.

So you have money.
That is really funny.
You know no one else does,
Forget the mattress fuzz.

They set up this and that.
They are happy where they are at.
They can be brain dead.
Not having to get out of bed.

Automatically have us do it.
Automatically it by every bit.
Automatically take the cake.
Automatically investments we'll make.

Set it up to run,
Then go and have fun.
It is that easy.
No need to get cheesy.

We'll take your dough,
Automatically it will flow.
Flow into this and that,
Even easy enough for a cat.

Automatically pay every bill.
Automatically pay for a thrill.
Automatically save and invest.
Automatic is just the best.

Pfffft says the cat. Stick your automatic this and that. I control where it goes, so pound that up your banker nose. Even if there isn't much there. I won't fall for your stupid automatic stare. Go all automatic at your sea? Sure as heck isn't for me. They can automatically have the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.