Witty Title (w/ Wry Paranthetical)

In the beginning…

Opening rhetorical question?

Self-deprecating answer; elaborating independent clause.

Navel-gazing follow up commentary on society. Segue into the effects of social media on interpersonal relationships. Confessions of guilty social media pleasures replete with paraphrased witticisms. Relevant colloquial phrases like of course, of course. Circle back around to opening rhetorical question?

Insightful answer, at long last! Thoughtful, slightly manipulative pause.

By-the-numbers explanation of blog’s future; occasional nods to procrastination.

Ham-handed attempts at self-awareness throughout.

…the end.