Christmas Questions - A Baker's Dozen with BA, Julia and Sean

So here we have thirteen silly Christmas-related questions.  Caveats before you read:
1) this is very irreverent
2) BA is a Christmas purist
3) No elves were harmed in the answering of these questions (no reindeer either)

What's your elf name?
BA: Jimgles McCussalot
Julia: Sparkles Naughty Elf
Sean: Spanky MeButts


If you were Santa, what would you bring all your readers this year?
BA: cowboy butts for all
Julia :all my books
Sean: the perfect Dom


What color would a Christmas butt plug be? What shape?
BA: Rudolf the rednosed reindeer shaped (including the antlers) and Rufold colored
Julia:  sparkly green and Christmas tree shaped
Sean: all the colors of the rainbow, Christmas light shaped


Christmas butt plug decorated tree - yes or no?
BA: What?
Julia: No
Sean: Yes


Who is your Christmas OTP?
BA: Sherlock and John (they have Christmas!)
Julia: Yukon Cornelius and Herme from Rudolf the Rednose Reindeer
Sean: the Grinch and Max


Santa - Dom or sub?
BA: What?
Julia: brainbleach
Sean: I could write him either way


What's your favorite day of the 12 Days of Christmas?
BA: Nine Ladies Dancing
Julia: Five Golden Rings
Sean: Ten Lords a Leaping - orgy in the making


Shifter Rudolph - does his nose glow during orgasm?
BA: Poor baby Rudolph (you perv, Sean)
Julia: I prefer to give Rudolph his privacy
Sean: Yes!


If you invented a sexy Christmas cocktail, what would it be called?
BA: Fuck Frosty
Julia: The Peppermint Log
Sean: Down the "Chimney"


It takes eight reindeer to pull Santa's sleigh - how many wingmen does it take to get him laid?
BA: What?
Julia: I think Mrs. Claus has cast iron skillets
Sean: Eight


What's the sexiest Christmas food?
BA: Sausage Balls (what? I'm a Texan)
Julia: Spiced Nuts
Sean: Candy Cane (but you have to suck it)


What color is Christmas Elf come?
BA: Sparkly
Julia: Rainbow Colored
Sean: Sparky Rainbow Colored


Jack Frost nipping at your.... How should Santa punish his ass?
BA: What?
Julia  Strap hi naked to the sleigh
Sean: spanking! icy spankings!


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