A Little Helper Might Make You A Yelper?

The cat thinks you may be late. A card may be your fate. You may need one for someone near. Could tell them you want to umm grope their rear. Well there is an easy way. Just look at the below cards on display.


Grow nice and strong.Let it get long. Might fall off though,Or get eaten by a reindeer you know.

What would that be?Open to see.I hear it's a card.Wasn't that umm hard?

Keep things spry.Away the sleigh bells will fly. Or something will fly.At least on a guy.

One for the pet.It is a safe bet,They won't like the snip snip.Here is some lip.

Make a wish.Fill a dish.Or fill her up.Get it? Err umm blame a pup.

Asses up.Enough for a pup. The same guy though.Multiplicity come and go?

Naughty is more fun.Who needs a nice run.Let the naughty fly. No need to impress a jolly fat guy.

Is that true? Who knew?Maybe a few,Who got small packages at their zoo.

Santa gets around,Seems fun is found.Or rather scary stuff.At least he isn't in the buff.

And finally just give it.Hope they get lots of shit.Not in the brown way.But still, a fun display.
Need a card now? I bet these will wow. Can find them at this sea. I found them and figured I'd help thee. Can get great wrapping paper too. Enjoy at your zoo. I hope you get more than gas, that would not impress my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.
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Published on December 07, 2015 03:00
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