Snoop Dogg Barry Obama Issues a Primetime Fatwa on Terrorism
Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, blessed be His name, issued his terrorist fatwa this evening during prime time on the boob tube and Praise the Lord! America will not be committing ground troops to the Middle East that will be ensnared for decades! Give the big-earred lad some credit! More credit than we could ever give to that trust-funder punk, Georgieboy Whack-a-doodle Bushwacker.
The bad news is, Snoop Dogg Barry's soft strategy against a stateless enemy without any borders is unlikely to have any real impact. The lone wolves will continue to be lone wolves and kill innocent people.
Snoop Dogg is also under the illusion that there will be some sort of contribution to this fight from the Muslim world. Send in the clowns with that one, Snoopy!
Snoopy's phrase that America is on the right side of history does not exactly jive with history. The USA went off the tracks with LBJ's phony Gulf of Tonkin Resolution and the ensuing debacle in Vietnam that forever transformed the congenial democracy that could not be dragged into World War II until the attack on Pearl Harbor into an evil empire maintaining hundreds and hundreds of military bases to project its military power around the globe.
The right side of history? If America built another memorial wall with the names of the hundreds of thousands of Vietnamese men, women and children who were slaughtered by American ground forces and aerial bombardments across the mall from the Vietnam memorial with the names of fallen Americans soldiers, perhaps the US could then claim it was back on the right side of history.
Snoopy also mentioned that another reason America was on the right side of history was because we believe that all people are equal before God. Snoopy said that with a straight face knowing full well from his personal upbringing that that particular mantra hardly jives with the Muslim view of women.
Snoop Doggy went on to assure the world that most Muslims are really good people and the violent ones are a vicious minority. Yes, tell that one to any side of history you choose out of any side of your mouth without being laughed off stage.
As we said, the good news is, Snoop Dogg Barry, blessed be His name, has issued his official fatwa and he will not be committing ground troops to yet another senseless war run by clueless generals out of their depth with world history, cultures and languages.
Even though a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile, we have to give Snoop Dogg Barry, blessed be His name, his full due.
The bad news is, Snoop Dogg Barry's soft strategy against a stateless enemy without any borders is unlikely to have any real impact. The lone wolves will continue to be lone wolves and kill innocent people.
Snoop Dogg is also under the illusion that there will be some sort of contribution to this fight from the Muslim world. Send in the clowns with that one, Snoopy!
Snoopy's phrase that America is on the right side of history does not exactly jive with history. The USA went off the tracks with LBJ's phony Gulf of Tonkin Resolution and the ensuing debacle in Vietnam that forever transformed the congenial democracy that could not be dragged into World War II until the attack on Pearl Harbor into an evil empire maintaining hundreds and hundreds of military bases to project its military power around the globe.
The right side of history? If America built another memorial wall with the names of the hundreds of thousands of Vietnamese men, women and children who were slaughtered by American ground forces and aerial bombardments across the mall from the Vietnam memorial with the names of fallen Americans soldiers, perhaps the US could then claim it was back on the right side of history.
Snoopy also mentioned that another reason America was on the right side of history was because we believe that all people are equal before God. Snoopy said that with a straight face knowing full well from his personal upbringing that that particular mantra hardly jives with the Muslim view of women.
Snoop Doggy went on to assure the world that most Muslims are really good people and the violent ones are a vicious minority. Yes, tell that one to any side of history you choose out of any side of your mouth without being laughed off stage.
As we said, the good news is, Snoop Dogg Barry, blessed be His name, has issued his official fatwa and he will not be committing ground troops to yet another senseless war run by clueless generals out of their depth with world history, cultures and languages.
Even though a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile, we have to give Snoop Dogg Barry, blessed be His name, his full due.
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