Snippets from the Bible and Critical Theory Seminar

Heard on the first evening: a princess (who will remain unnamed) complains about the fact that she is sleeping in a dorm room at the local youth hostel for the first time in her life. The man next to her mentions the lovely room in the pub in which he is sleeping.

'Oh, you're so nice', says princess, rubbing the man's arm seductively, 'do you have room?'

'I'm gay!' says man.

'Oh, bugger', says princess.