One is a freak but 1,000 is a religion.

Watch the classic South Park episode on Scientology (Tom Cruise trapped in the closet) here. "A major cause of mankind's problems began 75 million years ago," the Times wrote, when the planet Earth, then called Teegeeack, was part of a confederation of ninety planets under the leadership of a despotic ruler named Xenu. "Then, as [...]