Fun With Headlines

I got very excited last Friday, when I turned to the Indiana section of the Courier-Journal and saw:

Fix for 'stupid' ID law advances

I was like, "It's about time! Do they have to show it to you if you ask for it, or do they have to wear it clipped to their shirts, or what? This is going to save everybody so much time and aggravation!"

Imagine my disappointment when I read the article and found it was about revising a bill requiring everyone buying alcohol to show ID, no matter how old he or she obviously is, and calling the bill as it stands stupid.

Alas.

In the first place, it's been a long time since I was carded, and I rather enjoy it. In the second place, I was really looking forward to the convenience of stupid IDs.

~It's Tuesday, and I'm posting at Fatal Foodies with an illustration of how I use food history books to inform my writing, an expansion of my post here yesterday.

WRITING PROMPT: Pick a headline and think of more than one way it could be interpreted.

MA