When I was tasked with writing
Munchkin Kittens
, I knew I'd need to become an expert on felines in order to deliver the very best quality
Munchkin
jokes. I headed out into the savannah to truly become one with the cats there.
This was a terrible mistake. They're very big, horribly fast, and I was just food to them. After being chased down, maimed a little, partially-eaten, and just generally batted about, I escaped back home . . . where I managed to lose a staring contest to my friend's twelve-pound Siamese.
The lesson I learned was that cats are jerks. No matter the size or the location. When you run into one of the
Munchkin Kittens
in a dungeon, like this
Munchkin Cat card, my advice is to throw them some
Catnip and run the other way.
–
Devin Lewis
Warehouse 23
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Munchkin Kittens
today and let the fur fly. Available from
Warehouse 23.
Published on December 03, 2015 16:16