Okay, So You're Not Cool

Dear Baba Rumcake,

I just want to be cool. I mean really cool.

Like, just look f***ing cool, say cool s**t, have people think I'm cool, to be flat out cool.

Style, taste, detached cool vibe…

But I'm not. What should I do?

UnCool in Utah

Dear UnCool,

I am not sure what the definition of cool is in your world. Where you come from, do your loser people find you uncool also. Did it take you long to get to earth? Welcome!

If you mean by cool, like James Dean, oh, sorry you probably don't even know...