Well, aren’t you a drain on everyone else? Here’s...

Well, aren’t you a drain on everyone else? Here’s a bill for being a drain. Nothing is free, skippy, even sitting on your ass. 

Always remember, kids: we don’t get what we deserve in life. We get what we work for, fight for, or steal. If you are doing none of these things, my invoice will be in the mail.

And I expect you pay it.