Xmas List:

The Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith
Any and all writings by Charles Sanders Peirce (spelled correctly; it’s pronounced ‘purse’)
Punk rock vinyl
Beethoven’s 9th Symphony on vinyl; my dog stepped on my other copy and scratched the living shit out of it
Any and all Erik Satie on vinyl
My engraved silver pocket watch fixed, and a real belt-loop- connecting fob for it
A case of pomegranate Izze
Boxers
Thick, warm socks

Get on it. Let me know if you need my address.