Internet Mass Debater of the Year Award

Pendulous Stoatdangler is the most famous internet debater in the world. This year he again won – for the tenth consecutive year – the Internet Mass Debater of the Year Award. Although the award ceremony was once again – as it was two years ago – held up while Stoatdangler exchanges angry emails with the prize-winning judges and the organising committee. This exchange concerned his demands that the trophy should be several times larger than it actually is in order fully to recognise the scale...