How to French Toast Everything

From BakeandDestroy.net:

I’ve been wanting to write this post for months. Ever since I made a batch of not-great lemon poppy seed muffins and turned them into absolutely great French toast, as a matter of fact. It was then that I realized “French toast” could be used as a verb. Muffins too dry? French toast them. Oatmeal too boring? French toast it. Underwear riding up your butt? Fren… well, that won’t help, but I bet someone on the Internet is totally willing to buy your French toasted under...