Play The Wheel And Get A Deal!

So the cat was around a nut the other day, always seems to be the way, and they were going to win the lottery. Then what? Take up pottery? Beats me. But they are going to win at their sea. They found a trick that is oh so slick.

Going to win.
No need to spin.
It's a new ordeal.
It's a lottery wheel.

I'll pick 30 numbers or so.
Spend a few 100 and away I'll go.
I'll turn that into a ton.
Then to Hawaii I'll run.

I guess that would be fly.
But they can give running a try.
Probably more practical than the wheel.
Let's stick with their ideal.

You see, I'm promised 5 of 7 numbers.
Easier that buying cucumbers.
That is is all 7 hit.
But with 30 they will split.

Can't you see?
I'll be richer than thee.
I'll be oh so rich.
I can have people scratch my itch.

The lottery wheel is how it's done.
That is how you win a ton.
It is such a new thing.
All I can say is cha-ching.

Hmm, not quite.
Lottery wheels on many a site.
They may, at best, increase your odds a tiny bit.
But you are full of umm shit,

If you think it will make you win.
Whether or not the thing can spin.
But go ahead and waste your dough.
The lottery will love you though.

And to say they are new?
You have a loose screw.
Been used for decades at least.
Dumber than a butt sniffing beast.

Just because they are new to you,
Doesn't mean they are new.
So enjoy being backwards rich,
And scratching your own itch.

What some people believe at their sea sure makes them seem a tad crazy. Not in a good way at all there at their hall. Lottery wheels can work though, if you have millions in dough. Then it will give you every number to pick. You'll win some slick. After spending millions to do so. Counter productive at your show? Ever gave a lottery wheel a go? Did you win high or lose low? I have more sense in my gas that comes from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.