A Rounding Act That's A Fact!
The cat was reading that and this, it was something you can miss, and he saw them state a fact. 1 million use this act. I looked about here and there and numbers like it did blare. Hmmm, something fishy is going on. I smell a con.
1,000,000 use this.
2,000,000 use that.
The zeroes you can't miss.
They are quite the stat.
Not 1,000,001 use it.
Not 2,000,546 have joined.
Nope, just lots of 0's hit.
0's are so much better coined.
And hey, that's okay.
Let the 0's out to play.
0 isn't a number on display.
Hey, that's what they say.
But 1,000,000 exactly is fact.
That is the whole case.
Our rounding has such tact.
Doesn't it put a smile on your face?
0's give you a thrill.
Unlike that other stuff.
1,067,897 makes you ill.
Looking at that is just rough.
So let's lie away.
Call it fact at the end of the day.
Many 0's on display.
And not an "over" to join the fray.
Nope, just 1,000,000.
That is the only fact.
Glad it's not a trillion.
More fact 0's we'd have to enact.
Have you caught on?
Have you followed the cat?
Believe it's a con?
Easy rounding each stat.
999,965 could use it.
But rounding is the way.
You need an extra hit.
Round up the display.
So join on in.
Have yourself some fun.
Let's give it a spin,
And round when we are done.
There are 2 cats here, that means 10 I fear. I rounded up at my sea. That 0 is oh so pretty. Care to give it a go? It's a fact don't you know. Yeah, the cat read too much into the rounding. But at least a rhyme it is founding. Or has founded now. I'm done, don't have a cow. Or have a rhino. Save that for a wino. Now I'm done rounding in mass with my ever so factual little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
1,000,000 use this.
2,000,000 use that.
The zeroes you can't miss.
They are quite the stat.
Not 1,000,001 use it.
Not 2,000,546 have joined.
Nope, just lots of 0's hit.
0's are so much better coined.
And hey, that's okay.
Let the 0's out to play.
0 isn't a number on display.
Hey, that's what they say.
But 1,000,000 exactly is fact.
That is the whole case.
Our rounding has such tact.
Doesn't it put a smile on your face?
0's give you a thrill.
Unlike that other stuff.
1,067,897 makes you ill.
Looking at that is just rough.
So let's lie away.
Call it fact at the end of the day.
Many 0's on display.
And not an "over" to join the fray.
Nope, just 1,000,000.
That is the only fact.
Glad it's not a trillion.
More fact 0's we'd have to enact.
Have you caught on?
Have you followed the cat?
Believe it's a con?
Easy rounding each stat.
999,965 could use it.
But rounding is the way.
You need an extra hit.
Round up the display.
So join on in.
Have yourself some fun.
Let's give it a spin,
And round when we are done.
There are 2 cats here, that means 10 I fear. I rounded up at my sea. That 0 is oh so pretty. Care to give it a go? It's a fact don't you know. Yeah, the cat read too much into the rounding. But at least a rhyme it is founding. Or has founded now. I'm done, don't have a cow. Or have a rhino. Save that for a wino. Now I'm done rounding in mass with my ever so factual little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Published on November 21, 2015 03:00
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