Maybe, Sorta, Going Green If You Get What I Mean!

The cat had to deal with a green nut the other day. Nope, not a little green martian at my bay. Those who go way, way, way out there at their sea and have to tell everyone about it as they hug a tree. So just for fun I let my mouth run.

Go green and don't drive.
There is no way we'll survive.
Go green and drive a bike,
Or walk and take a hike.

Drive a bike you say?
Walk every which way?
Did you make your own shoes?
Did you make the bike you choose?

No, but I eat green.
No meat at my scene.
I make sure to make little trash.
I don't even carry cash.

Did you grow your own food?
Did your trash get taken away by some dude?
What? You didn't walk it to the dump?
My, you are a green chump.

I collect my own rain water.
I am quite the green trotter.
Listen to me and go green.
Now stop making a scene.

Did the buckets you use to collect it,
Get made by you every little bit?
No? Damn, you are so bad.
Not very green at your pad.

What are you saying?
Of course for stuff I'm paying.
I want to keep the economy going.
But we all need a green showing.

Did you make that wallet?
Or did you mall it?
Did you make it from trash?
Hope it doesn't give you a bad rash.

Go away from me.
I am green like this tree.
You are twisting things around.
Green is where it is found.

Now you can go save a whale,
After your great green fail.
Enjoy your fake green life.
Maybe you'll get a fake green wife.

Green nuts bug the cat. They think they are all of that. But guess what? That bike, wallet, food, etc. were shipped near your hut. So that means gas was used. Gas was abused. Stuff was used to make the crap. It could have traveled halfway across the map. Wow, you just proved you are soooooo green. Bite me I say to them and their uber green scene. Only way to go green is live in the woods, use nothing made or grown that wasn't by you, and poop in a hole. Then you will obtain your green goal. Other than that go preach to a leech, maybe you'll get eaten by a shark at the beach. Hey, that would be green in mass. Go help the sharks says my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.