Theoretical Physics and Interior Design

Ostrich Formicafetish is best known in the UK as a leading theoretical Physicist. Of course, he is most famous for his set of equations known as Elephant Theory. Although these days the phrase elephant in the room has become a bit of a cliché, the idea itself was almost completely unknown until Formicafetish’s groundbreaking research established the concept.

The concept of the elephant in the room first appears in Formicafetish’s General Theory of Rooms. This was a paper from the Spring Theor...