Walter
3 February 2011
If you were me
Then who would I be?
If I were you
You couldn't be, too.
—Tad, avoiding work
And every piece will say "I love you"...
2 February 2011
Votes are in. New dog's name is "Walter", which headed off last minute, out-of-left-field bids by "Hercules" and "Victor", both of which Dad deemed too damn heroical for something that looks like a salamander with ears.
Here's another picture of the new thing so you can get a better idea of his immense, fruitbat ears. I swear they're bigger than the rest of him.
Here is the new thing. He's so wiggly and nervous that it's really hard to get a picture of him. Plus he's tiny — he makes the other chihuahua look like Lou Ferrigno.
After a long dog-hiring freeze we have finally decided that the economy has rebounded enough for us to open and fill a new dog position, bringing our household canine job force to four. New dog as yet unnamed. He is small and skinny. We don't know if he'll bring anything to the family bowling team yet, and he has no money of his own. So far I'm not too impressed.
31 January 2011
This IS my beautiful house! This IS my beautiful wife! How did I get here?
30 January 2011
The internet is what the ancients believed in but could not experience — the Aether. Voices riding the invisible currents.
