The gross Jared Fogle “footlong” prison rape jokes arrived right on schedule
Former-Subway spokesman Jared Fogle was sentenced today to 15.6 years in federal prison on child pornography and sex charges, despite a plea deal reached in August through which Fogle’s defense team bargained for 5-12 years.
Testifying for Fogle’s defense, forensic psychiatrist Dr. John Bradford diagnosed Fogle with “mild pedophilia” for his interest in 16- and 17-year-olds.
Bradford also claimed in his testimony that Fogle’s “hypersexuality” stemmed from a compulsive eating disorder that needed an outlet after losing however-many pant sizes on the Subway diet, Reuters reported.
Twitter’s affinity for low-hanging fruit is certainly no secret. And why should Fogle’s sentencing be any different? These are from the past hour:
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Former-Subway spokesman Jared Fogle was sentenced today to 15.6 years in federal prison on child pornography and sex charges, despite a plea deal reached in August through which Fogle’s defense team bargained for 5-12 years.
Testifying for Fogle’s defense, forensic psychiatrist Dr. John Bradford diagnosed Fogle with “mild pedophilia” for his interest in 16- and 17-year-olds.
Bradford also claimed in his testimony that Fogle’s “hypersexuality” stemmed from a compulsive eating disorder that needed an outlet after losing however-many pant sizes on the Subway diet, Reuters reported.
Twitter’s affinity for low-hanging fruit is certainly no secret. And why should Fogle’s sentencing be any different? These are from the past hour:
https://twitter.com/Andrew_Zelinski/s... https://twitter.com/US395/status/6674... https://twitter.com/TylerRichard/stat... https://twitter.com/maddie_helms/stat... https://twitter.com/OptimusRusso/stat... https://twitter.com/NotthatAdamWest/s... https://twitter.com/monstamatt66/stat... https://twitter.com/ItsMeCompa/status... https://twitter.com/madmain/status/66... https://twitter.com/Philly_Gizmo/stat... https://twitter.com/mbpRivals/status/... https://twitter.com/ZBooher12/status/... https://twitter.com/Pyrobooby/status/... https://twitter.com/AdamF_04/status/6... https://twitter.com/_Elevener/status/... Time to get a new joke, Twitter — or better yet, don't laugh about prison rape, even for convicted sex offenders, to start with.Former-Subway spokesman Jared Fogle was sentenced today to 15.6 years in federal prison on child pornography and sex charges, despite a plea deal reached in August through which Fogle’s defense team bargained for 5-12 years.
Testifying for Fogle’s defense, forensic psychiatrist Dr. John Bradford diagnosed Fogle with “mild pedophilia” for his interest in 16- and 17-year-olds.
Bradford also claimed in his testimony that Fogle’s “hypersexuality” stemmed from a compulsive eating disorder that needed an outlet after losing however-many pant sizes on the Subway diet, Reuters reported.
Twitter’s affinity for low-hanging fruit is certainly no secret. And why should Fogle’s sentencing be any different? These are from the past hour:
https://twitter.com/Andrew_Zelinski/s... https://twitter.com/US395/status/6674... https://twitter.com/TylerRichard/stat... https://twitter.com/maddie_helms/stat... https://twitter.com/OptimusRusso/stat... https://twitter.com/NotthatAdamWest/s... https://twitter.com/monstamatt66/stat... https://twitter.com/ItsMeCompa/status... https://twitter.com/madmain/status/66... https://twitter.com/Philly_Gizmo/stat... https://twitter.com/mbpRivals/status/... https://twitter.com/ZBooher12/status/... https://twitter.com/Pyrobooby/status/... https://twitter.com/AdamF_04/status/6... https://twitter.com/_Elevener/status/... Time to get a new joke, Twitter — or better yet, don't laugh about prison rape, even for convicted sex offenders, to start with.Former-Subway spokesman Jared Fogle was sentenced today to 15.6 years in federal prison on child pornography and sex charges, despite a plea deal reached in August through which Fogle’s defense team bargained for 5-12 years.
Testifying for Fogle’s defense, forensic psychiatrist Dr. John Bradford diagnosed Fogle with “mild pedophilia” for his interest in 16- and 17-year-olds.
Bradford also claimed in his testimony that Fogle’s “hypersexuality” stemmed from a compulsive eating disorder that needed an outlet after losing however-many pant sizes on the Subway diet, Reuters reported.
Twitter’s affinity for low-hanging fruit is certainly no secret. And why should Fogle’s sentencing be any different? These are from the past hour:
https://twitter.com/Andrew_Zelinski/s... https://twitter.com/US395/status/6674... https://twitter.com/TylerRichard/stat... https://twitter.com/maddie_helms/stat... https://twitter.com/OptimusRusso/stat... https://twitter.com/NotthatAdamWest/s... https://twitter.com/monstamatt66/stat... https://twitter.com/ItsMeCompa/status... https://twitter.com/madmain/status/66... https://twitter.com/Philly_Gizmo/stat... https://twitter.com/mbpRivals/status/... https://twitter.com/ZBooher12/status/... https://twitter.com/Pyrobooby/status/... https://twitter.com/AdamF_04/status/6... https://twitter.com/_Elevener/status/... Time to get a new joke, Twitter — or better yet, don't laugh about prison rape, even for convicted sex offenders, to start with.
