I still don't know why, but I always blast Minor Threat when I'm writing.

It’s become rote at this point, ten years down the road.

I still do it, though. Blasting Minor Threat is my “safe space”.

Haha.

Fuck you. Like a woman who seeks out victimization or a black dude angry that Stephen Colbert is white, I need help.

Nah, I don’t need any help. I’m white. I got white priviledge coming out the ass.

I’ll take it.

I hope one day you oppressed ladies get to walk around topless (really!), and Stephen Colbert turns fucking black.

In the meantime, can you privileged, whiny little bitches look at your phones somewhere else?

This is America!