I just birthed a new novel, and no one’s shocked as me

Yesterday, I finished writing a new novel. This may come as a shock considering I haven’t talked about the new project with anyone. It’s sort of like being pregnant for nine months, never growing a belly, and then, just pooping out a baby.

In order to wrap my mind around this screaming infant, I’ve decided to interview myself, because, as you’ll read, I’ve been a little multiple personality lately.

Won’t you please tell us what the new novel is about?!!!

Oh, that’s easy! It’s about this song:...