My tweets

Tue, 14:20 : Keep your spirits up, people, because life is short and you are hot #apologiestoDoctorWho Tue, 14:28 : Guys, HUGE sale going on over at Amazon on my books! You can now get Dead To Me for seven cents less! https://t.co/zw0peTJZD8 Tue, 14:30 : Although, that MIGHT be my Prime membership doing that discount... contain your excitement and carry on. Tue, 15:16 : When I die, just fling my whole body into space cuz someday, somewhere that shit is gonna scare somebody in the universe Tue, 15:47 : Sometimes I forget what a cat herding job it is trying to organize writers, be it for writing things or as podcast guests #nerdworldproblems Tue, 20:01 : Should I be concerned that me tweeting about my death gets far more retweets than my books ever have? #deathmarketingin321 Wed, 05:19 : Some think my sleep machine is uncool, but I consider it one step closer to becoming Darth Vader than the rest of you mofos #ForceChokesYou