Advice from Playboy

Nobody reads Playboy anymore, except me, so I thought I might pass on some useful information that appeared there this month, to prepare partygoers for the holidays -- from the Holiday Party Survival Guide --

The Kaboom App is a free app that will automatically delete any shit-faced message you sent, after a preset delay.

The Evap Rescue Pouch is a bag full of extreme desiccant.  If you drop your iPhone in the punch bowl or the toilet (you were _that_ drunk?) you can seal it in the Rescue Pouch and have a chance at saving it.

The Pax 2 vaporizer supposedly allows you to discreetly inhale marijuana fumes with no one being the wiser, until you sit down on the floor and say "Have you ever really _seen_ your hand?"

If you're of a mind to flout the behavioral standards of your peers, just for a night, a free iOS app called The Cloak App can tell you whether anybody you've flagged from your contact list (Facebook, Twitter, etc.) is nearby, before you misbehave.

New Year's Eve is only six weeks away . . .

Joe