When Mother Goes Home

There's a song the girls learned through church, entitled, Daddy's Homecoming  and the first line is: I'm So Glad When Daddy Comes Home!. The song is self-explanatory and they sing it often, sometimes after Jack comes home from a long week away, sometimes just because he came home after work. While I love the song, I also think there should be an adult version: I'm So Sad When Mother Goes Home.
Passing off a newborn for my mother-in-law to hold so I can eat? Soooo helpful.Y...