PRO AND CON

Pro: It’s Friday. Con: It’s rainy. Pro: Snow in the mountains. Con: I don’t ski. Pro: Don’t have to be anywhere. Con: No place to go. Pro: November. Con: Christmas Advertising. Pro: Got money to spend. Con: Politicians want it. Pro: Our phone is broken! Con: Our phone is broken. Pro: Lots of food catalogues in the mail. Con: Delicious looking, tempting food catalogues in the mail. Pro: Got plenty of clothes, Con: I have too much laundry; Pro: I could go on a Christmas cruise. Con: I have nothing to wear. Pro: I would have incentive to shop early. Con: I don’t know what anybody wants. Pro: I can shop in Mexico! Con: Returns are brutal. Pro: The house will stay clean while I’m gone. Con: The Christmas decorations will be sad and lonely. Pro: I have decorations. Con: I have too much stuff. Pro: I don’t have to display everything every year. Pro: Everyone will be home. Con: None.