The Last WIRED UK Column

My last ever WIRED UK column has just pushed live to their website, for your free reading "pleasure." It's been a fun run. Thanks again to Ben Hammersley, David Rowan, Joao Medeiros and all for letting me play there.

I felt compelled to inform them that, in a less enlightened time, "doing this to a writer would be tantamount to declaring war on the Arts themselves. Hemingway would have shot you for this. Gertrude Stein would have whittled herself a death phallus out of a marrow and hate-shagged you until you saw Jesus wearing a pair of Alice B Toklas's jodhpurs. Fortunately for you, however, I am a man of the 21st century. And so I will merely wee in your lift. Consider yourself chastised."

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