Cone of Shame

Look at me. Now look back at yourself, now back to me. I'm disappointed in you.

You, that individual sitting at your computer screen, reading this on your Blackberry. It oozes out of every pore, the disappointment. It reeks of many things, hardly any which are pleasant. Yes, go hang your head in embarrassment. Wear that cone of shame. Sit in the corner over there, because the results from P&E's "Best of…" results are back and Corruptor only finished #9.

That's okay, I suppose. No Thriller