talking more than types

OK Robert, think of a character for a story that is not a stereotype. You have fifteen minutes starting NOW!

A chocolate bar that really wants to be a solid state drive and somewls constantly to all whowould hear (if they had ears) that it would fit in the space in the laptop quite nicely, especially if you ate the first fourchunks and nibbled the end off neat and tidy like. But the audience consisted of two wooden penguins, a spider plant, a crumpled up tissue 20% full of snot and a coaster...