what is a plot?

She might have been any one of approximately half of the human race but as soon as I saw her, the quantum field resolved with a faint plop.At least, that’s what I thought the sound was. Turns out that the noxious smell that permeated the bus for the rest of the journey pointed to a simpler explanation – Paula had let one go.

“Oh, I’m so terribly sorry!” said Joan – perhaps worried that her fellow travellers would think that she had soiled herself.

“It’s Paula.” she explained as she pointed, r...